Friday 25 June 2010

Nightmare Situations - Vol.1: Secret Postman Syndrome

Perhaps you're a postman.

Perhaps you're a postman and you don't even know. It's entirely possible that you’ve forgotten about it. You used to know, but you’ve hidden the truth from yourself - pushed it deep down into the recesses of your mind along with what you did to Barrack Obama with your Yo-yo last July. Basically, you’re living a lie.

You go about your daily routine, barely aware that you're posting letters the entire time. You try to have your dinner but you can't stop posting letters. There are envelopes in the gravy and the sprouts are covered in stamps. There's mashed potato in the air mail and you're the one to blame. Perhaps this wouldn't have happened if you'd not been so wreckless.

Perhaps you're a postman.

You need help.


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